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Holly smokes Bat Man! wheres the trouble!?

Two days ago, on Halloween, I opened the door to some trick-or-treaters. They were dressed as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape. They started making a ticking noise and proceeded to sing from the Mysterious Ticking noise. At the end, they all shouted "Boom" in unison and fell over. Another kid dressed like Voldemort came and finished the song. I gave them all of the candy I had. MLIA.

Last night, I was at my friends house for a Halloween party. My friend opened his fridge just as I hooked my iPod to the speaker. He started freaking out, claiming that it was a singing fridge. When he closed the door, I paused the song, and started it back up again when he opened it. He's been afraid to go near the fridge since. MLIA

Yesterday, I was handing out candy when a costumeless boy came up and wondering what he was, I asked. He looked at me with a straight face and said, ''I'm a serial killer. We look like everyone else.'' Easily made my night. MLIA

A couple of days ago, I was in English. My English teacher started to take his jacket off (he was wearing a suit) because he was overheating. As soon as he started to pull his jacket off, my phone started ringing. My ring tone is "It's Getting Hot In Here" by Nelly. Everyone laughed, including my teacher, who had to remove himself from the room so he could control himself. MLIA.

Today, my dad, my brother and I were driving around, and we saw a woman in a slutty halloween costume. My brother, trying to be funny said, "Doesn't she know that trick-or-treating was yesterday?" My dad responded with, "Son, that was impolite, that's her outfit for work." I love my dad. MLIA

Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. MLIA

Today, I found an alligator shaped stapler. Instead of studying for my biology test tomorrow, I spent the day stapling papers together, pretending I was feeding my alligator. I feel like a good pet owner. MLIA.

Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!" MLIA

Today, my mom texted me asking how my weekend was. Thinking I was funny, I texted back saying, "It was a blur of illegal drug usage and unprotected sex.". Her response- "You too?". Well played, mother, well played. MLIA

Today, for Drug Free Week, my friends and I had to judge posters from the elementary kids about being drug-free. Most were the same "Don't Do Drugs" thing, until we came across one that said "Fight Drugs With Godzilla" and a picture of Godzilla fighting a giant joint. Needless to say, he won. MLIA

I was handing out candy last night, and a little boy came to my door inside a huge clock costume. Instead of saying "trick or treat", he said "Tick or tock! Remember to reset your clocks tonight!" I wanted to adopt him. MLIA.

i hope this made your day because it made mine

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Holly smokes Bat Man! wheres the trouble!?

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lmao This is EXACTLY why I love Vocaloid. Yokkorasekkusu. 8D

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